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at the tender age of 2 i told someone to "go away and never come back for the rest of my life"

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worb:

woke up heard ice cream truck ran outside in rain i hope the ice cream man wasn’t scared of my weird sleep hair

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i took the worst final of my life and i actually feel like i need to make a sacrifice to the gods 

it was out of my control it’s all over

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raspukin:

When I want the teacher to think I’m really paying attention I stare at what they wrote on the board and wriggle my eyebrows and move my eyes quickly occasionally crossing them for about two minutes

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im scared to use the bathroom because there’s mysterious sprayed blood on the wall and no toilet paper 

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i ate too much junk food and feel gassy but im in the 24 hour study library and it’s dead quiet :( :(