it seems like it’s everyone’s mother’s birthday today. like 4 people’s mom’s birthdays are today. it’s a conspiracy!
…You realize it soon enough.
my mom posted this on her facebook and my aunt added “maybe you should add all the men that yell at me when im in my golf cart!!”
WHAT????????????? mad fucked up
oh no my fart is BAAAADDDDDD i hope it doesnt waft too far……
i got a sticker at work today
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
welp i have one now and i will tell you its not that fun
my artpop could mean anything!
OH MY GOD
whos making gifs of me after school
i cant not look away
wow mr. peeped my butt is sitting right next to me fuck you man